Mouse Ears And Things
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Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden
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Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep
Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you
You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.
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this is it.
this is the best tweet i’ve seen.
so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????
Ok first of all…
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
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I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life
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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”
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